Quote: shagnastie
A moth walks into a dentist and says my leg is sore..

The dentist says but why are you here???

moth says, the doctors is closed and i saw your light was on..

I love scrubs. :]

if were going Irish -

2 irish couples decide to spice up there love life by swapping partners. Paddy says "that was fu(&ing great - I wonder how our wives got on"

Wanna be in my gang?!

Gary Glitter is sitting in his living room surfing the internet on his
laptop. All of a sudden, the door of the apartment whips open and his
girlfriend storms through.

"You fu(&ing asshole!" she screams and heads into the bedroom.

Stunned, Gary flips off the computer and walks toward the bedroom
wondering, "Now what have I done?"

Inside the bedroom he finds the girl packing a suitcase.
"My therapist says that I should leave you and that you're a paedophile!"

Gary responds, "Wow, you're quite smart for an 8 year old."