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Dead employee's on the premises don't make for healthy kebabs

Mani

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15 October 2008 00:35

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7669625.stm

wtf?

I don't know whether to laugh or cry or be sick, maybe all three.

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15 October 2008 00:45

And that is why I don't eat kebabs that and I once had a dodgy one...

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15 October 2008 09:04

My god.

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15 October 2008 14:32

Dont surprise me, its a right shit hole round there,TF i live nowhere near it

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Mani

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15 October 2008 14:43

Lies, I bet it was your local takeaway! ;-)

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15 October 2008 17:28

is it wrong that i wouldn't be bothered about eating something that had been made with a dead guy nearby?

as long as he didn't die whilst making it, or was actually used as a part of it, whats the harm.

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15 October 2008 18:17

if anything Im guessin he could of added an extra bit of authentic taste with part of the corpse.

The kitchen seemed shockin b4 the body was descovered, what with the dead rats and stuff.

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Mani

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15 October 2008 18:51

and the flies everywhere who'd no doubt been 'eating' the corpse and also landing on the food.

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15 October 2008 19:50

Let's hope Bri never opens a restaraunt !

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15 October 2008 20:36

i thought i was on to a winning idea.

open up a chain called Evening at Bernie's. Have a corpse as the center piece and people can have their photo taken in comical poses and what-not.

Dead employee's on the premises don't make for healthy kebabs

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