Stumbled across this link last night, typical clarkson. Nuts the sort of shite his head went threw tho, who knows what the long term damage will be.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006440317,,00.html

bet half of that ****in story is made up

YEAH!

Like the bit where he CRASHED 'n stuff!

harsh lol

look who is back, and I doubt what happended is made up in the slightest.

I enjoyed reading that. Glad Hammond is ok.
Nice to see Clarkson sticking two fingers up to the BBC as well

about what i expected from JeC

yea, i is bak as bran.

bits that are probably made up:

"You've been in a car accident," I said. "Was I driving like a tw*t?"

Later, he looked across at James May and said: "Hello C**k face."

We decided that after the announcement of the death was made in the following week's show, the next word should be "anyway".

The idea to drive a jet car actually came from Hammond. He skedaddled into the office one day and, bubbling with his trademark enthusiasm, said: "Hey, why don't we go somewhere and drive really fast? I don't mean supercar fast. I mean REALLY fast."

know one bloke who has driven it and he said simply: "It was brilliant. Although I did fill my pants."

So, the day before his fateful encounter, I shook Hammond's hand and said "goodbye".

"I'll probably be killed," he joked with a huge, beaming smile.

"I want to do a piece to camera", he told the crew.

"Christ, James. He thinks you're doing the stroking,"

"The reason you're here mate is because you're a c**p driver."

And the next day after he said, "Hello C**kface" to James May

Well you obvisouly aint ever watched top gear, as that is very much their sense of humour, and i can see them agreeing to almost all of that. It aint like Clarkson is a outsider to make shit up, its his fking show.

imo the only bit that is the whole truth is the bit about the hospital

ive seen a lot of sows with hampster and jeremy clarkson in - and i have to say that article is pretty much accureate about both of them.

Richard Hammond is in the Bristol Bupa hospital my sister is in. She has seen him walking around with his wife (and security) quite a few times, she says he looks remarkably well for someone who has recently been in a major accident.

She thought he had gone home the other day, but I went down their yesterday and there was still a load of reporters outside so I think he is still there.

well ma uncle wrote clarksons contract, n he says es a ****

annnyywaaayyy...
I very much doubt they are actually anything like how they appear in real life. Its the medias job to maintain thier image and a shitty tabloid like the sun is famous for sensationalising a story anyway.
I bet if you read the same story in another broadsheet, it would be very different.

what?