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29 November 2006 22:32 Reply (Quote this message)
A moth walks into a dentist and says my leg is sore..

The dentist says but why are you here???

moth says, the doctors is closed and i saw your light was on..



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29 November 2006 22:38 Reply (Quote this message)
Die please


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29 November 2006 22:55 Reply (Quote this message)
I don't get it the dentist wouldn't be able to help a moth neither would a doctor he would clearly need a vet (but even then...) this story hold no water.


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29 November 2006 23:00 Reply (Quote this message)
Shagnastie walked onto a forum and posted a joke.
The other users said 'but why would you do that?'

Shagnastie says 'I fail.'



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two parrots on a pearch - one turns to the other "do you smell fish?"



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30 November 2006 13:13 Reply (Quote this message)
lol



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30 November 2006 13:41 Reply (Quote this message)
Give the man a chance at least he's trying!



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30 November 2006 18:58 Reply (Quote this message)
rofl shag


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bring back shout box!



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01 December 2006 00:31 Reply (Quote this message)
a bad joke a day .... until



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01 December 2006 07:05 Reply (Quote this message)
bad jokes amuse me

pls carry on


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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter's gun goes off and the three girls dive into the pool. The brunette and the redhead shoot across the pool and get out. 20 minutes later the blonde reaches the end and gets out. The judge says, "The gold medal goes to the brunette, the silver medal goes to the redhead, and the bronze goes to the blonde". The blonde says, "I don't want to be a sore loser, but I think the other girls were using their arms."




I will get my coat...


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01 December 2006 13:03 Reply (Quote this message)
Quote: Perplexer
The blonde says, "I don't want to be a sore loser, but I think the other girls were using their arms."




I will get my coat...


leave the blondes phone number first



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01 December 2006 14:16 Reply (Quote this message)
lmao perplexer


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01 December 2006 14:44 Reply (Quote this message)
two gerbils were standing outside a gay bar - one turns to the other "shall we go inside and get shitfaced?"


boom boom!



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I don't get it the dentist wouldn't be able to help a moth neither would a doctor he would clearly need a vet (but even then...) this story hold no water.


shut up Re0

you think u can do worse - I'm sure you can



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01 December 2006 16:18 Reply (Quote this message)
What are you doing on the 15th of Dec? we need a comedien for the office party


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01 December 2006 16:53 Reply (Quote this message)
c'mon the gerbil one was good



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01 December 2006 20:23 Reply (Quote this message)
I've died a little bit inside...



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Q. How did the constipated mathematician relieve himself?
A. He worked it out with a pencil.



Q. What happened to the Irish terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
A. He burnt his mouth on the exhaust pipe.


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