The beautiful people at SomethingAwful.com have posted their version of a The Sims2 walkthrough.

If you haven't heard of The Sims by now then you should probably have your Internet privileges revoked. It was a game in which you micro-managed and babied a family of petulant and unruly jerks, trying to keep them from burning or electrocuting themselves to death long enough to spend the hour it takes to pee.

I highly recommend you read it, perhaps with coke in your mouth so that it can splatter all over your monitor.

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2392