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Wednesday, April 19 2006

Worst In-Game Quotes  by James W at 09:10

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IGN have rounded up their Top ten worst in-game quotes of all time. You can't beat a good Japanese-to-English miss translation.

10) "Shine Get!" - Super Mario Sunshine
9) "A Winner is You!" - Pro Wrestling
8) The DK Rap - Donkey Kong 64, Super Smash Bros Melee
7) "You can't give it up! Triumph or die!" - Street Fighter Alpha 3
6) "I feel asleep." - Metal Gear
5) "Yo gangsta! Get ready to gang bang!" - Bust-a-Groove
4) "You were doomed as soon as you lost the ability to love." - Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
3) "Jill, why don't you, the master of unlocking, take this lock pick." - Resident Evil
2) "I am Error." - Zelda II: The Adventures of Link
1) "All your base are belong to us." - Zero Wing

Some definatly classics on that list, click the IGN link for more info.
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Felon
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19 April 2006 09:35
Not looked at the full list yet, duke nukem had some right cheesy ingame quotes though.
Tricky
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19 April 2006 10:15
Difference with Duke was that sorta fitted with the game, they weren't bad, just cheesy like you say
Stan
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19 April 2006 15:05
they were meant to be cheesy in duke so u cant count those, half of em was ripped off from john carpenter films anyway.
Bigbird
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19 April 2006 16:58
5) "Yo gangsta! Get ready to gang bang!" - Bust-a-Groove

sounds pretty dodgy to me
malis
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19 April 2006 18:18
resident evil 1 could provide the whole list (although that was part of the charm of the game)

"Chris...Terrible...demons.... ouch!"
or perhaps:

"they're really going at it hammer and tongs" from pro evo 5


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