| Eragon = SH*T |
Maz
gameSlave Bike Wrecker
Posts: 2093
Rank: 
Joined: 13 Apr 04
|
|
29 November 2006 19:41
|
 |
|
Review-
£17.99 from play
WITHOUT A DOUBT THE WORST GAME EVER!
CRAP GRAPHICS
STORY LINE IS GIBBERISH (ive read the books)
VERY REPETETIVE
THE WORST EVER CONTROL SYSTEM - THIS GAME HAS NO MOUSE MOVEMENT
NO CAMERA VIEW CHANGES - ITS JUST FIXED POINT (AND IT MOVES IN TOTALY *UKED UP WAYS i.e. you run round a corner left and it shows you the path you just came from.)
YOU CANT EDIT THE CONTROLS
THE DEFAULT CONTROLS ARE **IT
THE GAME PLAY IS SO LINEA YOU COULD GET A GERBLE TO PLAY IT BUT THEN THE RSPCA WOULD ARREST YOU FOR ANIMAL ABUSE BECAUSE THE GAME IS THAT **IT!
WORD OF ADVICE - THIS GAME IS SH*T I WOULDENT BUY THIS FOR YOUR KIDS BECAUSE THEY WILL SPEND WEEKS CRYING AT HOW CRAP IT IS.
TBH I WOULD PERSONALLY LOVE TO FIND THE GAME DEV'S WHO WORKED ON THIS PEICE OF S*IT AND RAM IT UP THERE AR*E'S SO HARD THEY CANT EVER TORTURE THE CONSUMER MARKET WITH SUCH UTTER DRIVEL AGAIN!
Fast is fine, but accuracy is everything.
Issue the orders Sir, and I will storm Hell. |
ralinn
ninja?
Posts: 1971
Rank: 
Joined: 29 Aug 05
|
|
29 November 2006 19:46
|
|
|
Glad you liked it.
Woof, I'm a clown! |
hobgoblin
Posts: 974
Rank: 
Joined: 29 Jun 05
|
|
29 November 2006 20:01
|
|
|
sounds like a marvel of technology
|
Stan
Film Guru
Posts: 2696
Rank:
Joined: 16 Apr 04
|
|
29 November 2006 20:34
|
|
|
Wow a crap game of a crap movie, I didnt see this one coming 
|
Maz
gameSlave Bike Wrecker
Posts: 2093
Rank:
Joined: 13 Apr 04
|
|
30 November 2006 00:02
|
|
|
The game is and film are both based on the book - which if you had read Christopher Paolini's 'Eragon' & 'Eldest' books from the "Inheritance Trillogy" you would have some basic idea of what the story line is.
Personally they are Great books, and hopefully the transplant to the big screen hasnt damaged the story line too much.
Anyway, unlike some people i will withhold judgement until i have seen the film.
- Even if you hate the film when it is released - if you like Fiest, Eddings, or Gemmell, you will enjoy, Christopher Paolini's work.
Fast is fine, but accuracy is everything.
Issue the orders Sir, and I will storm Hell. |
hobgoblin
Posts: 974
Rank:
Joined: 29 Jun 05
|
|
30 November 2006 18:59
|
|
|
ill look into it thanks maz
|
| Eragon = SH*T |
