The characters seem to be the result of what would happen if Pirates of the Caribbean had got into the teleporter pod and accidentally got spliced with Shakespeare in Love and a manga comic. My point character, a teenage kung-fu pirate princess in a microskirt and stockings squares up to an Elizabethan courtier with giant pantaloons, a ruff collar and a heavy pump shotgun. Flanking the main assault characters on either side is an elementalist wizard dressed like Davy Crocket, a fully decked out knight of the realm with twin high-calibre revolvers, and a little boy dressed in traditional Bavarian peasant clobber with a knife in each hand and murder in his eyes.